I'm so excited to get the iPhone 6
Why do people with iPhones think they're so much better than everyone else
I just like this pho-
The Samsung Anus5000 had that screen *snort* like 2 years ago! *glomping noise* How are you enjoying 2012 you mindless sheeple?? *uses inhaler to suppress incoming asthma attack*
Early to finish, I was late to start
I might be an adult, but I’m a minor at heart
Go to college, be a man, what’s the fucking deal?
It’s not how old I am, it’s how old I feel
Take your time
Try not to forget
We never will
We’re just a minor threat
The safety of trans people > cis people’s feelings.
(Source: insertpalindromehere, via trashyvirgin)
when you check your bank balance after a night out and you still financially stable
(Source: swagmage420, via k1mkardashian)